Wednesday, January 18, 2006

All I ever really needed to know I learned from my infant.

Since I'm on a list is everything I've ever needed to know that I've learned from Rachel.

1. It is much more fun to blow raspberries with strained peas in your mouth.
2. Bald is beautiful.
3. You CAN fit your entire fist in your mouth.
4. If you yell loud enough eventually you'll get your way.
5. Smile at someone long enough they can't help but smile back.
6. You can wash anything.
7. If you gotta go, you gotta go. See #6.
8. You CAN get far on your looks.
9. Stick out your lower lip and you'll always get your way.
10. Riding backwards in the car is much more fun than forward.
11. Doggies are WAY COOL.
12. It is funny when you sneeze.
13. Passing gas at the dinner table is acceptable behavior.
14. And a good burp makes everyone feel better.
15. There are plenty of things to play with right on my body.
16. Two naps a day are essential

1 comment:

Mrs Lifecruiser said...

I like these ones... I think I shall begin to live by them too!!!!

#8 would be the most difficult of course.

Some of them I'm already practising...

That's a very smart little girl!