Our church gives Christmas gifts to the elderly in this nursing home that do not have family.  We had a list of names, and the coordinator of this project stood up in church and said she needed more volunteers to take names and buy stuff.  After service I told her I would take one.  There were two left.  She handed me one and took the other.  I understand why she gave me that one.  The woman whose name was on the card wore a 4x size. 
Not to complain, but you can't just go anywhere and find that size.  Thank God I go to Houston by weekday.   There's a specialty store for large women here.  My parents happened to be visiting, and it was my mom's birthday, and we were eating dinner next to the store, so I asked if they minded stopping in there before we left.  No problem.
Dad stayed outside, and mom and I went in.  We started looking for clothes, but none of them really looked like nursing home material so we were just kind of wandering aimlessly.  A clerk asked if she could help us, and, here's the embarassing part, mom blurts out "we're looking for clothes for an OLD, FAT woman".  LOL!  OMG.  I wanted to crawl under the table.   I said "Mom, we don't use that word".  Like my mom is 5 and she just said "shut up" or something.    The clerk had the last laugh, though.  She said to my mom "Oh, believe me, you aren't fat".  ROFL
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Moms say the darndest things, don't they?!?
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